Cammy white and Deadpool
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Characters in this story
- Cammy White — A former Shadaloo assassin who now works for British intelligence agency Delta Red.
- Deadpool
Story transcript
Cammy White: Target acquired. The mercenary should be arriving any minute now for the mission briefing.
Cammy White: Intel says he's skilled but completely unpredictable. I need to stay focused.
Deadpool: Woo-hoo! The merc with a mouth has arrived! And would you look at my co-star for this PG-13 rated adventure!
Deadpool: Hey readers, bet you thought this was going somewhere else based on that synopsis, huh?
Cammy White: Readers? What are you on about? We have a serious mission to discuss.
Cammy White: Focus, please. We're professionals here.
Deadpool: Professionals? In this economy? But seriously, British accent, combat skills, AND you can do a perfect split kick? I think I'm in love!
Deadpool: So... do we get to share a room for this mission? You know, for tactical reasons.
Cammy White: Separate rooms. Separate floors if possible. This is strictly professional.
Cammy White: And if you keep staring at me like that, you'll find my combat boots somewhere very uncomfortable.
Deadpool: She threatens me with violence! It's like you really understand me!
Deadpool: So what's our mission? Saving the world? Stopping a villain? Subverting inappropriate fanfic tropes?
Cammy White: We're tracking a Shadaloo splinter cell that's dealing in experimental weapons.
Cammy White: Think you can handle a real mission without turning it into whatever nonsense you were expecting?
Deadpool: For you, Ms. White? Absolutely! This is going to be the start of a beautiful professional relationship!
Deadpool: But just so you know, in the sequel, we totally fall for each other. It's called character development!