Cake by the ocean
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Characters in this story
- Tifa Lockhart
- Nami-san
- Zhu Yuan
- Dante — "This party's gettin' CUHRAYZEE! LET'S ROCK!"
Story transcript
Dante: (Cake by the Ocean... perfect beach vibes.)
Tifa: The sun feels amazing today.
Nami: Someone's been staring for the past five minutes.
Dante: (Shit, they noticed...)
Zhu Yuan: Dante, you're turning red. Everything okay?
Dante: Just... appreciating the view. The ocean, I mean!
Tifa: Oh? Then why are you hiding behind your towel?
Nami: We could always help you cool down... if you're brave enough.
Dante: (This wasn't in the vacation brochure...)
Zhu Yuan: Payback for all those stolen glances.
Dante: (Shit shit shit-)
Tifa: (Oh my...)
Nami: Well, well... someone's definitely packing more than sunscreen.
Zhu Yuan: Ladies, I think we just found our new beach game.
Dante: I can explain! It's the saltwater... and the sun... and-
Zhu Yuan: Hey Dante, you keep singing about cake... but have you seen the real thing?
Dante: (Shit, they heard the lyrics...)
Tifa: We thought we'd give you a proper show since you seem so... interested in dessert.
Nami: Careful Dante, your nose might start bleeding.
Zhu Yuan: Don't be shy. Here, let me show you what real cake feels like.
Dante: (This is definitely not how I expected this vacation to go...)
Zhu Yuan: Feel that? That's what happens when you sing about cake at the beach.
Dante: Well ladies... guess I really did get my cake by the ocean.
Tifa: Oh honey, we're just getting started with dessert...