Cafe isn't messing around
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Story transcript
Tachyon: C-cafe lets be reasonabl-
ManhaCafe: Tachyon. Ten minutes. Coffee. Now. Before I punch your face into red paint for this rooms walls.
ManhaCafe: Seven minutes, you must not value your face.
Tachyon: V-vending machine's two buildings over—
ManhaCafe: Four minutes.
Tachyon: Come on, come on—drop! Shit shit shit!
Tachyon: Not stuck... please...my face is in your mechanical operation.
ManhaCafe: Two seconds to spare. How fortunate for you.
Tachyon: Huff huff. B-black, no sugar, like you wanted..
ManhaCafe: Your sweat just dropped into it..
ManhaCafe: I pre-pared one just in case. See this broken glass? It's gonna be your face next time colliding with my fist.
Tachyon: You—what?!
ManhaCafe: Keep it. You like experimenting with fluids.