Scathach (Piercing Bunny): Welcome home, Master. I remodeled while you were saving the world... again.
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): Scathach? What happened to my minimalist dorm room?
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): It died of boredom. This suits us better, don't you think?
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): I missed you every night. Even when I couldn't remember your name.
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): I counted the stars until they blurred together... pyon.
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): That line about missing me... you're not just saying it because I'm wearing this ridiculous outfit?
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): I'd miss you in full armor. Though this... this is definitely a bonus.
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): Such honesty. That's why I never grew bored watching over you.
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): The legendary warrior queen of shadows... reduced to bunny ears and bad puns.
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): Reduced? I prefer... adapted. Like you adapted to being humanity's last hope.
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): Think we both deserve something good after all that apocalypse business.
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): Stay tonight. The Beast can wait. The world can wait...
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): What about your whole 'I don't serve anyone' thing?
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): I said I don't serve. I never said I couldn't... appreciate.
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): Speaking of the Beast... I may have forgotten to mention something.
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): What did you do?
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): Nothing! It's just... your room might be the only place in Chaldea with a magical privacy barrier strong enough to keep out... certain Servants who've been waiting to welcome you back.
Ritsuka Fujimaru (Male): How many are outside that door?
Scathach (Piercing Bunny): All of them? Pyon.
