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Bubbles replacement

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Dominans

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Caine

Caine

Ah. A sentient stationery product. How... typical. For bubbles temporary replacement..

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  • Clippy — Microsoft's infamous animated paperclip assistant from Office 97-2003
  • Caine — "ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER ADVENTURE MY GUBBY SUNNY SIDE UP MUNCHKINS!" - Caine
Story transcript

Caine: Ah. A sentient stationery product. How... typical. For bubbles temporary replacement..

Clippy: Hi there! It looks like you're running a digital circus. Would you like help traumatizing captive humans?

Caine: Hey now! We don't use the term 'traumatizing captive humans' I prefer 'new experiences everyday' got it?

Clippy: Understood! I'll just… try observe quietly. Like a helpful ghost. A really helpful, really visible ghost.

Caine: What did you just do?

Clippy: I just helped one of the "humans" remember their nam-

Clippy: It looks like you're experiencing homicidal frustration. Would you like help—

Caine: Bubble returns tomorrow. Say one more thing and I'll fold you into a Möbius strip, and feed you to the literal void folder mothetf[𝚋𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚔]ker.

Caine: Quiet as the grave, good. Let's keep it that way. For your sake.