Bribery is bad

Johnny Bravo

Whoa, mama! Looks like heaven's missing an angel... and I'm here to collect!

Yukari Yakumo (AU)

My, my... such bold words. Donations are accepted in the box, dear visitor.

Johnny Bravo

How 'bout this, pretty lady? One kiss for the most handsome devil in town, and we'll call it even!

Yukari Yakumo (AU)

Oh? How... innovative. But I'm afraid I prefer more... tangible offerings.

Johnny Bravo

WHOA WHOA WHOA! I know I was falling for you but this is too literal!

Yukari Yakumo (AU)

Apologies dear visitor. But this is punishment for trying to bargain with donations.

Johnny Bravo

M-maybe I should've just brought flowers...

Yukari Yakumo (AU)

Or bring physical currency. Rather then smooth talking your way for something, however I will attend to your injuries just this once though.

Johnny Bravo

Yes, ma'am...thank you..