Blitzball is still retarded
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Characters in this story
- Cloud Strife
- Yuna
- Terra Branford — The main protagonist of Final Fantasy VI.
- Clive Rosfield
- Tidus
- Lightning Farron
Story transcript
Tidus: So you just hold your breath underwater for like, ten minutes straight!
Tidus: It's super easy once you get the hang of it!
Cloud Strife: How are you not dead from drowning?
Terra Branford: That doesn't make any biological sense...
Terra Branford: Even with magic, that's impossible.
Yuna: Oh! I can explain this!
Yuna: The water sphere is filled with pyreflies!
Tidus: Oh! So THAT'S how it works!
Tidus: Pyreflies make total sense now!
Clive Rosfield: What the fuck are pyreflies?!
Lightning Farron: Yeah, what ARE pyreflies exactly?
Lightning Farron: This raises more questions than answers.
Yuna: Well... do you want the long version or the short version?
Yuna: This might take a while to explain...