Blitzball is retarded
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Characters in this story
- Cloud Strife
- Terra Branford — The main protagonist of Final Fantasy VI.
- Zidane Tribal
- Clive Rosfield
- Tidus
- Lightning Farron
Story transcript
Tidus: I'm telling you guys, I'm the star blitzball player back home!
Cloud Strife: What's blitzball?
Tidus: It's only the greatest sport ever! You play in this huge sphere of water, passing this ball around while swimming super fast!
Terra Branford: Wait... you play sports... underwater?
Zidane Tribal: How do you not drown? Do you have gills or something?
Clive Rosfield: You just hold your breath for an entire match? That sounds impossible.
Lightning Farron: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Tidus: Well... when you put it that way... I actually have no idea how we don't drown...