Shihouin Yoruichi: So they finally made a decent Bleach game, huh? About time.
Shihouin Yoruichi: My character better have the fastest movement speed or I'm filing a complaint!
Zaraki Kenpachi: Does it have blood? Can I cut people in half?
Zaraki Kenpachi: Tch, these games never get the feeling of slicing through flesh right...
Kusajishi Yachiru: Ken-chan! Ken-chan! I want to play too! Can I use you to fight the bad guys?
Kusajishi Yachiru: They made me too small in the game! I'm way stronger than that!
Hirako Shinji: Says here my Sakanade ability inverts the controller inputs... that's just cruel game design.
Hirako Shinji: At least they got my charming smile right. That's the important part.
Hiyori Sarugaki: Move over, baldy! I bet I can beat this game with my eyes closed!
Hiyori Sarugaki: WHAT? They made me SHORTER than in real life? I'll show them who's short!
Aizen Sousuke: A mere game cannot capture the true extent of my abilities.
Aizen Sousuke: Though I am curious... did they program in all my transformations or just the ones you've seen?
Shunsui Kyouraku: I'm just happy they included my drinking mini-game. Now that's authentic character development!
Shunsui Kyouraku: (I wonder if they included that time with Ukitake at the hot springs...)
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: The graphics processor is primitive at best! I could create a far more immersive experience with proper test subjects!
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: And they completely misrepresented my laboratory! It has at least twice as many specimens on display!
