Bizarre Christmas

Jotaro

ORA! I'm not letting some chubby old man decide if I'm nice or not.

Santa Claus

HO HO HO! The list is absolute, boy. But you can try to change my mind.

Jotaro

Star Platinum... let's see if Santa can handle this world's reality.

Santa Claus

I've delivered to warriors since before your grandfather was born. Don't underestimate the joy of gifting!

Jotaro

ORA ORA ORA!

Santa Claus

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Santa Claus

You fight to protect others, even when you're angry. That's... good enough but not nice.

Jotaro

Tch. You were testing me?

Santa Claus

Every year, some tough guy thinks they can force their way on the nice list. Your no exception.

Jotaro

Next year, old man, I'm bringing a literal gingerbread made gun.

Santa Claus

Things never change...