Binding the Girl Who Won't Be Summoned

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Thought I'd have to remind you—I'm only into girls, big guy.

Morie Uratsagi

Your orientation is the least mysterious thing about you, Kana.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Relax, I know your type—big… bubbly… hug-addicted—

Morie Uratsagi

Training starts now. Strip.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Wow, straight to it? Buy me dinner first, transfer-student-kun.

Morie Uratsagi

Just remove your coat. I only need to see what your body can actually do before I patch the holes.

Morie Uratsagi

Zero muscle memory, zero mana channels… you're a blank slate.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Drowned-me never exercised. I'm… borrowing leftovers.

Morie Uratsagi

First off, let's keep it simple. A dozen pushups, pull-ups, and thirty minutes on my treadmill. I need you to build up your stamina and strength.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

That's it!? Then, to make it fun, if I win, you have to confess to Tiana tomorrow!

Morie Uratsagi

So you wanna do that, then. If you lose, you have to wear a maid's outfit during tomorrow's training.

shadow hound

Woof... woof... *glows with playful intent*

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Okay then, maybe I can even learn some cool fighting techniques, like an action movie hero.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Spot me, hot-stuff. And try not to drop the bar when Tiana's Christmas angels start dancing in your head.

Morie Uratsagi

Just lift. The only thing dancing is your form if you don't keep your back flat.

Unui 'Alt' Kana

That's not what your nose just sang—Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle—

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Four... five... hey, do nosebleeds count as cardio? Asking for my brother.

Morie Uratsagi

Keep joking and I'll add extra plates. Let's see you laugh when you're lifting Tiana's... personality...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Bro, I get it. Girls are masterpieces. No shame in appreciating the Louvre when it's bouncing toward you.

Morie Uratsagi

You're impossible. But talking to you feels like one of the guys back at the training field. Down to how you describe girls...

Unui 'Alt' Kana

Call me Brother Kana then! Now, next set—unless the memory of Tiana's... charitable spirit... has weakened your spotting game?

Morie Uratsagi

One more word and I'm making you do squats until your brother becomes a sister again.