Billion-Death Boy Courts Purple Princess

Zebrina

Gentlemen, shall we compare our... otherworldly experiences?

Subaru

Mine mostly involve dying horribly, so...

Kazuma

At least you get do-overs. I had to negotiate with a goddess who wears track pants.

Zebrina

How delightfully tragic. Tell me, Subaru—does death become easier with repetition?

Subaru

Lady, I've been eaten, stabbed, frozen, and once turned into a vegetable. It never gets easier.

Kazuma

Wait... if you die billions of times, doesn't that make you technically older than this entire kingdom?

Subaru

Kazuma, shut up—

Zebrina

Oh my. A timeless soul trapped in such a... youthful vessel. How perfectly morbid.

Kazuma

So if you've died billions of times, and each death averages three minutes of suffering...

Subaru

This conversation is literally killing me—

Zebrina

Marvelous. I've always wanted a companion who understands true suffering. Shall we discuss marriage?

Subaru

I hate you both so much right now.

Kazuma

Don't worry buddy—at least you won't remember this conversation... oh wait.

Zebrina

Such passion! We'll make such delightedly miserable newlyweds.