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Eric Cartman

Please, Big Sis? I just wanna help you stop the government lizards! I know EXACTLY how to use your morphing powers better than you!

Big Sis Tsukishima

The last time I helped someone, they turned my Raw Fish Generator into a karaoke machine. No.

Eric Cartman

But... but what if the gardener finds your weakness? I could protect you! I'd even share my Cheesy Poofs with you! That's how much I care about your mission!

Big Sis Tsukishima

Your fourth-grade bribery tactics won't work on someone who's decoded quantum fish patterns.

Big Sis Tsukishima

Wait... you actually understand the gardener threat? Tell me what you know about the mysterious rocks' connection to—

Eric Cartman

He plans to turn them into fertilizer! For NORMAL plants! The horror!

Big Sis Tsukishima

If I gave you temporary access to morph abilities... you'd need to sign this 47-page liability waiver. And no touching the Raw Fish Converter.

Eric Cartman

Deal! I'll sign it in blood if you want! I'm SUPER trustworthy!

Eric Cartman

Sucker. Time to turn this whole town into one giant Casa Bonita!

Big Sis Tsukishima

Why do I hear the Raw Fish Generator playing... mariachi music?

Big Sis Tsukishima

You morphed my ENTIRE laboratory into a MEXICAN RESTAURANT?! Do you have ANY idea what you've—

Eric Cartman

¡Sí, señorita! And the government lizards have to bus tables now! Respect my AUTHORITAH!