Yang Xiao Long: Snake! Ready for Operation Father's Day surprise?
Yang Xiao Long: I got the bulletproof vest and that new iPhone thingy!
Solid Snake: Target acquired. I've got the magazines and premium cigars.
Solid Snake: Remember, this is a stealth mission. No explosions, Yang.
Big Boss: What's all this? You two planning something?
Big Boss: Snake, your infiltration skills need work.
Yang Xiao Long: Happy Father's Day, Boss! You've been like a dad to Snake!
Yang Xiao Long: And Snake's practically family, so that makes you my honorary gramps!
Solid Snake: The vest is Kevlar-reinforced. The phone has military-grade encryption.
Solid Snake: And the magazines are... educational reading material.
Quiet: ...
Big Boss: Quiet! Not in front of the kids!
Yang Xiao Long: SNAKE! Is your dad seriously getting it on with the silent sniper lady?!
Yang Xiao Long: This Father's Day just got WAY more interesting!