Eris: Ursula, would you perform for me?
Ursula Callistis: Why on earth would you want me to do that?!
Eris: I looked at your file. You were a witch performer, right?
Eris: Shiny Chariot... that sounds like someone who made people smile!
Ursula Callistis: I gave up that life. My shows drained people's magical energy, and Akko and Diana were caught in my mess.
Ursula Callistis: Even after everything I did, Akko still wanted me as her teacher.
Eris: I'm a goddess, remember?! My power is greater than a mortal's.
Eris: You don't have to worry about draining me!
Eris: Honestly... I'm just lonely.
Eris: Most days I only see guy named Kazuma. You have no idea how often I bring him back from the dead. I rarely see any entertainment!
Ursula Callistis: Huh?!
Eris: Don't worry about it. What do you say, will you humor me for a little while?
Ursula Callistis: Deal!