Bench-Press Billionaires: Loving Charlie’s Legacy

Bakugo

Look, Sparky-Monkey-Prince, Candace never married the guy—Erika did. That means stronger bond. End of argument.

Prince

Fool. Public weddings are political theater. Candace’s loyalty was pure obsession—higher currency.

Bakugo

Obsession without commitment is just click-bait, clown. Marriage = legal receipts.

Prince

And yet both ladies are currently richer than either of us. The corpse cashed out for them.

Bakugo

Hah—dead guy’s clout hits harder than my Howitzer. We’re arguing over who loved him, they’re loving his residuals.

Prince

Next debate: whose fan-fic merch sells better—Owens tees or Kirk hoodies?