Beer, Bathtubs & Bench Warrants
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Misato
They treat me like some cradle-robbing villain for ONE late-night talk with Shinji!
Yoruichi
Maybe because you offered beer and a bath in the same sentence, Director.
Misato
You made a pass at Ichigo when he was fifteen. Yet, the fans give me flak because Shinji was fourteen at the time.
Yoruichi
Difference is, I'm not human. Earth's age laws are adorable suggestions.
Yoruichi
Poor Misato, bound by mortal statutes. Maybe try nine lives next time?
Misato
That's cheating! You can't loophole morality with species technicalities!
Misato
…Did the clerk just hit the panic button?
Officer
Public disturbance, possible corruption of a minor references… both of you, station.
Yoruichi
Nine lives, zero warrants.