Beef Wellington, Bite-Size Brilliance

Ironie

Team Wellington, team chaos—same thing, right?

Golderia

Darling, the only chaos allowed is my garnish game—gold leaf on everything!

Titae'Nium

Little help? Flour bag’s winning...

Ironie

Okay, Midas-chef, that’s new.

Golderia

Taste the bling, baby.

Titae'Nium

Rise, my pastry empire... rise...

Orenji

Oops—tiny kitchen syndrome.

Ironie

Gravity’s optional, right?

Golderia

My soufflé! My highlight!

Titae'Nium

Short emperor delivers bite-size excellence.

Ironie

Chef’s special: fun-size.

Golderia

Tiny but fierce—just like my last date!

Ironie

Presentation: giant cloche, tiny dish—professor’s brain will short-circuit.

Golderia

And if not, we’ll blind them with glitter.

Titae'Nium

Let’s see who laughs last, tall-people.