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BBQ and the Bus Driver

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MeannyKitty

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In'etaIn'etaNajimi AjimuNajimi AjimuElsearia The MistressElsearia The MistressFeatherine Augustus AuroraFeatherine Augustus AuroraCoppester the BartenderCoppester the BartenderWing-DudeWing-DudeZambonieZambonieDJ NubisDJ NubisDragonianDragonian
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  • In'eta — An Eldritch God first making an appearance in the dating sim game, Sucker For Love.
  • Najimi Ajimu
  • Elsearia The Mistress — One of oldest original characters. Made her way back in middle school, as part of a pantheon of gods. She is the last one remaining, much sad, much broken.
  • Featherine Augustus Aurora — A witch with the rank of Creator.
  • Coppester the Bartender — My oldest OC. And loyal servant to Elsearia
  • Wing-Dude — One of my custom skiñs I made for my sackboy, back in LittleBigPlanet. He has undergone several evolutions.
  • Zambonie — My third favorite skin for my sackboy, back in LittleBigPlanet. He too has undergone many transformation.
  • DJ Nubis — He is the DJ, and to be clear. Not just a DJ, THE DJ! He is also a chill dude.
  • Dragonian — The fourth member of the Troup Misfits. He is also known as the Chef, because he makes some real mean grilled meats.
Story transcript

Ajimu: Oh, I can already smell the grill from here.

DJ Nubis: That's Dragonian. He starts early.

In'eta: The last gathering was smaller.

Elsearia: Good parties grow.

Featherine: The kebob is acceptable. Marginally.

Ajimu: How are you two holding up?

Zambonie: The lovebirds showed up! Look at you two!

Coppester: I'm on break. From the bar.

DJ Nubis: Hey... for real, man. The advice you gave me. It actually worked. So. Thank you.

Zambonie: Bro, you don't thank me for that. You're my homeboy. That's just what it is.

In'eta: Three weeks and you're already glowing. That's not nothing.

Ajimu: Stop, you'll make me weird about it.

In'eta: This is new? Where'd you get it?

Elsearia: Speaking of new things... you ran into the Bus Driver the other day, didn't you.

In'eta: Elsearia.

Elsearia: I'm just asking~

DJ Nubis: ...She saw the Bus Driver.

Wing-Dude: Hey. Hey. Nubis. Look at me. Ajimu has over twelve quadrillion skills. The Bus Driver's rizz doesn't have a skill slot in her brain to land in. She's fine.

Ajimu: I was with Meta-Gurl. He pulled up, said about four words, and she just... walked onto the bus. Didn't look back. I watched the whole thing.

Featherine: ...Who, exactly, is the Bus Driver?

In'eta: A shallow puddle. The personality of a used towel. Lower mid-tier. You would not remember him if you blinked.

Zambonie: Okay so. Lower mid-tier, right. Objectively. On paper. But he has this Rizzler Ability, and what it does is — it lets him be a complete and total douche bag, and anyone who lets their guard down even a little just... falls for it. Fully. Completely. Doesn't matter who you are.

Featherine: ...Continue.

Zambonie: That's it. That's the whole ability.

Ajimu: That's. A real ability.

Featherine: I have witnessed the construction of seventeen narrative cosmologies and I find this deeply troubling.

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