Kenshin: (My phone died the moment I landed... these people need help and I can't even call for backup.)
Gojo: Yo, Battousai! Looking for one of these?
Gojo: Haalohku's latest. Zero to full charge in 0.3 seconds.
Kenshin: Such speed exists only in legends. This city plays tricks on wandering eyes.
Gojo: (Let's show the old swordsman what modern cursed energy can do.)
Rei: Order placed. Item materializing in 3... 2... 1...
Sensei: The package arrived before the payment even processed! This tech defies causality!
Kenshin: (What manner of sorcery...? The legendary Hiten Mitsurugi techniques seem primitive before this.)
Gojo: Welcome to Lagos, Kenshin. Here, even time bends to consumer demands.
Gojo: But tell me... what happens when the people you're trying to save already ordered their own rescue?