Gojo: Hey Bats, ever think about adding some RGB lighting to this thing? Maybe a little disco ball?
Dark Knight: Satoru, the Batmobile is not a toy. Stop touching the emergency flares.
Gojo: Oh wow, is that Poison Ivy? You're even prettier up close! Those vines really bring out your eyes!
Ivy: Well, aren't you a charming one? I usually prefer my men with more chlorophyll, but I'll make an exception.
Dark Knight: (This is exactly why I don't do team-ups.)
Ivy: You boys are cute, but I've got a date with Gotham's botanical gardens. Try not to miss me too much!
Gojo: Call me! I'll bring fertilizer!
Dark Knight: (Alfred was right. I should have just called Superman.)
Gojo: (Perfect lighting for a quick selfie with my new Gotham friend!)
Dark Knight: Put the phone away, Satoru. We're done here.
Gojo: Just one for the group chat! Say "limitless justice!"
Ivy: (Did this human just... oh dear, the entire greenhouse is going to see this.)
Gojo: Posted! #GothamBaddies #GreenAndMean #SixEyesAndTheBat
Dark Knight: DELETE. THAT. NOW.
Ivy: Actually... let me see that. I think this needs a little botanical enhancement.
Gojo: (Wait, my perfect ship just got kidnapped by plants?!)
Dark Knight: (Next time, I'm working with Flash. At least he only breaks the timeline.)