Batbane
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Story transcript
Joker: Ha ha ha!
Joker: Ah, Bats— holy shit!
Joker: Who the fuck are you?
Batman: Don't you recognize me, Joker? It's me… Batman.
Joker: Nooo! No, you're not. You're not Batman, you're BatBrick! What in God's name happened to you? You look like you ate Bane!
Batman: I've been hitting the gym.
Joker: YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THE FUCKING VENOM IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN HITTING! W-what's your slogan now?
Joker: "I am vergence, I am the night, I am....BATBANE!"
Joker: F-fuckin'... W-what the hell! You're the size of six refrigerators! Your quad is the size of my whole torso!
Batman: I'm gonna stab you, Joker.
Joker: Stab me? I haven't even done anythi— Is that a sledgehammer?