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Saitama: Forty thousand yen for cabbage? This is daylight robbery!
Genos: Master, I've located a farmer's market with significantly lower prices. Allow me to guide you.
Goku: (The squiggles on this paper don't make sense... but the vegetables look good!)
Chi-Chi: Goku! That's not how you write prices! Three tomatoes don't cost three million zeni!
Saitama: Hey, you guys selling vegetables? How much for the whole crate?
Goku: You want vegetables? I grew these myself! They're super strong vegetables!
Chi-Chi: (He just told the bald guy our vegetables will make him stronger... this isn't going well...)
Saitama: (This radish... it's glowing with an insane amount of energy. What kind of fertilizer did they use?)
Goku: These aren't just vegetables! They're senzu bean hybrids! One bite and you'll be full for days!
Chi-Chi: Fifty thousand yen. Final offer. These are premium senzu hybrid vegetables, not your supermarket garbage.
Saitama: Fifty thousand... that's my entire grocery budget for the month. There has to be a way to negotiate this down.
Genos: Lady Chi-Chi, according to my analysis, these vegetables contain 47% more nutrients than standard produce. However, the market rate suggests a 35% markup maximum.
Chi-Chi: You want me to sell vegetables that could feed a family for a week at a discount? Do you know how hard Goku works on that farm?
Goku: Oh no! The watering bucket—!
Genos: (System... error... water damage detected... core temperature rising...)
Saitama: Genos! Your circuits are frying! Chi-Chi, do you have a towel or something?
Chi-Chi: I am so sorry. Goku still needs house training.
Goku: Don't worry! The water actually makes them more potent! Here, try one—on the house!
Genos: (Master's groceries... my systems are compromised... I must maintain composure...)
Goku: I'm really sorry about your robot friend! I didn't mean to splash water everywhere!
Goku: Sometimes I forget not everyone's as durable as me!
Chi-Chi: Goku! How many times have I told you to be careful around electronics?!
Chi-Chi: Now look what you've done! These vegetables are soaked and their customer is probably traumatized!
Saitama: (The vegetables absorbed the water... actually increased their weight. This could work in my favor...)
Saitama: Look, your vegetables are waterlogged and my friend's circuits are fried. How about thirty thousand for the whole crate?
Saitama: That's considering the water damage and potential electrical repair costs.
Chi-Chi: Thirty thousand? The water makes them MORE valuable! They're like pre-washed organic produce!
Goku: (If I use a little ki to accelerate their growth, maybe they'll be worth the full price...)
Genos: Master! Energy readings are spiking! These vegetables... they're not just hybrids!
Genos: They're absorbing ambient ki and multiplying their nutritional value exponentially!
Saitama: (Glowing vegetables... unlimited food value... I can eat for months!)
Chi-Chi: Wait... the price... it's increasing with every second! These vegetables are worth a fortune now!
Chi-Chi: The price... it just jumped to ten million zeni! These vegetables are multiplying themselves!
Saitama: Tell you what - I'll give you forty thousand for the whole crate. That's fair, right?
Chi-Chi: Forty thousand it is. But you're getting the regular vegetables, not the ki-enhanced ones.
Goku: (I'll just quietly switch these back to normal ones... Chi-Chi doesn't need to know about the ki boost)
Genos: Master, the vegetables have been secured. My systems are stable at 87% efficiency.
Saitama: Nice doing business with you. I'm a hero for fun, by the way. You know, saving the world and stuff.
Goku: Hero for fun? That's cool! I used to defend Earth too. We should spar sometime!
Chi-Chi: (Those vegetables... they're still growing. And that bald guy... something about his energy feels completely ordinary yet terrifying)
