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Bald & Bothered

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FriezaFriezaVoxVoxNappaNappaKratosKratosSquidwardSquidwardLex LuthorLex Luthor
Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor

Riddler wants a team-up... Bane needs a loan... boring.

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Characters in this story

  • Frieza — "FLITHY MONKEYS!"
  • Vox
  • Nappa
  • Kratos — Once a uncontrolled demi god of pure rage. Now a parent who's still seeking redemption from his past
  • Squidward — “We serve food here sir…”
  • Lex Luthor
Story transcript

Lex Luthor: Riddler wants a team-up... Bane needs a loan... boring.

Lex Luthor: The Joker... arrested? No. He doesn't just get caught. What are you planning, clown?

Lex Luthor: ...Annual Bald Convention? And they made that tentacle creature the mascot?!

Lex Luthor: Cancel my 8 o'clock. I have a convention to attend.

Kratos: ...Another one.

Vox: Luthor! Picture this: VoxLex. Media empire meets corporate empire. We'd be unstoppable.

Lex Luthor: ...I'm listening.

Freeza: Ah, Luthor. A pleasure. I do appreciate a man who embraces his... natural elegance.

Lex Luthor: Frieza. The monocle is a nice touch.

Nappa: Luthor! Great party, right? Finally, no riffraff. No Krillin, no Slender Man — that guy got beat by a clown!

Lex Luthor: Yes, well... they were very selective about who made the cut this year.

Nappa: Ha! Right?! Exclusive club, baby!