BabyMetal's Magnet Mayhem

Golderia

So why are we stuck babysitting again?

Steeleo

Ironie's off with Deadpool. Some 'job opportunity.'

BabyMetal

Giddy up, horsey! Faster!

Titae'Nium

I'm not... a horse... you know!

BabyMetal

But Auntie Meta-Gurl said you're built like a pony!

Golderia

Wait, wait, wait—Deadpool? That mercenary with the mouth?

BabyMetal

Uncle Titae'Nium fell down! Again!

Steeleo

Yeah. Apparently he's Ironie's new 'bestie.'

Golderia

Does this job pay? Because if it does, I'm applying!

Titae'Nium

I'd rather get paid for this torture...

BabyMetal

Uncle, wanna play thumb war?

Titae'Nium

Heh. Kid, I'm the undefeated champion—

BabyMetal

I know. That's why I brought Daddy's old magnet.

Golderia

Oh honey, you just got outplayed by a toddler.

BabyMetal

I win! Uncle Titae'Nium's stuck like a statue!

Steeleo

She's definitely Ironie's daughter.

Golderia

Hold still, sweetie. This might pinch a bit.

Titae'Nium

Just... get it off... before she thinks of something worse!

BabyMetal

Uncle's face looks funny stuck in the carpet!

Steeleo

Alright, little princess. Let's get you some lunch.

Golderia

I'm thinking takeout. Anyone want anything?

Titae'Nium

What are you even making, Steeleo?

BabyMetal

Dino Nuggies! I want Dino Nuggies shaped like Uncle Titae'Nium!

Steeleo

You're gonna be the death of me, kid. How do you have this much energy?

BabyMetal

Because I'm too cute to stay still, Uncle! It's a rule!

Golderia

I'm getting sushi. Text me if you want anything not shaped like dinosaurs!

Titae'Nium

Seriously though, what are you making? Because if it's vegetables—

BabyMetal

Uncle Titae'Nium looks like a tomato when he's mad!

Titae'Nium

I do NOT look like a vegetable! I'm sleek and compact, like a sports car!

Steeleo

Yeah, a sports car that's been compacted in a crusher.

BabyMetal

Smashed tomato car! Smashed tomato car!

Titae'Nium

You know what happens to little girls who call their uncles vegetables?

BabyMetal

They get extra dessert because Uncle loves them?

Steeleo

She's got you there, short stuff. Now who wants dinosaur-shaped mac and cheese?