BabyMetal’s First Canon Sparkle-Up

Meta-Gurl

Seventy-two bottles of love-potion dumped in his shampoo—classic.

Meta-Gurl

You cratered my imported Italian marble, bro!

Ironie

But look—BotSupporter_9000 said YES!

BabyMetal

I get a WhatIf? For real-real, not for play-play?

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My niece is about to become canon!

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Fine—joy acknowledged. Now fetch diamond-reinforced flooring. AND dont use cardboard as you did for WhatIf-chans walls!

Ironie

On it—Daddy's got a coupon for indestructible tile!

BabyMetal

Auntie Gurl, are there fun places in WhatIf? Like candy castles or unicorn races?

Meta-Gurl

Still new here, kiddo. Most folks aren't meta like us—might break their brains.

Ironie

Made a friend though—Deadpool. Says there's chimichanga joints that'll blow your mind.

BabyMetal

Chimichanga... chimi-changa-chimi-changa!

Meta-Gurl

Sounds like a pokemon, not food.

Ironie

Hey, Wade swears by them. Plus he's meta enough to handle our weirdness.

BabyMetal

Chimichanga! Chimichanga! It's like music!

Meta-Gurl

Great. My niece is going to get hooked on Mexican food and bad puns.

BabyMetal

Say it with me! Chimi-changa-chimi-cha—

Meta-Gurl

Say it again and I'm feeding you actual bricks instead.

Ironie

Note to self—hard hats don't protect against irony.

BabyMetal

Daddy's head makes music too! Chimichanga-clang-chimi—

Meta-Gurl

Bricks it is. But first, we're definitely trying those chimichangas.