Azure Heart Pocky-KO’s Aqua

Aqua

I-I'll prove I'm not useless! This is just eating candy, right?

Kazuma

The rules say you have to play against Azure Heart first. You sure about this?

Yunyun

A-Aqua-sama, maybe this isn't the best way to prove yourself...

Azure Heart

A goddess of water against the goddess of Azure. How poetic.

Azure Heart

Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

Aqua

Mmmph! I'm not losing to some tall goddess!

Azure Heart

Remember, no magic allowed.

Aqua

W-wait, how are you so fast?!

Azure Heart

Experience, dear. I've played this game across multiple realities.

Kazuma

She literally got kissed into unconsciousness...

Azure Heart

I did warn her I take games seriously.

Yunyun

A-Aqua-sama... she looks so happy though...

Kazuma

She's definitely never living this down.

Aqua

One more round... I'm not useless... Kazuma...

Kazuma

She's literally dreaming about proving herself. This is so embarrassing.

Azure Heart

Pulse is steady. She'll regain consciousness in approximately three minutes.

Azure Heart

Your turn, Satou Kazuma. Unless you'd prefer Aqua keeps the 'most useless' title permanently?

Azure Heart

The chocolate tip points at you like fate itself.

Kazuma

W-wait a minute! I'm not playing some weird kissing game with a goddess I just met!

Yunyun

T-this is highly inappropriate! What if someone walks in?!

Kazuma

Besides, I need to maintain my dignity as the only sane person here!

Aqua

Kazuma... don't be a coward... show her... Eris-sama's uselessness...

Kazuma

You're unconscious! How are you still arguing about uselessness?!

Aqua

The power... of uselessness... compels you...

Azure Heart

How about we make this interesting? If you win, I'll grant you one divine favor.

Kazuma

Any favor? Even... getting Aqua to stop calling herself a goddess for a week?

Azure Heart

Deal. But if I win, you have to admit that Aqua is more useful than you in at least one way.

Yunyun

This is going to end in disaster...

Aqua

Kazuma... don't lose... to the tall lady...

Kazuma

Why do I feel like I just agreed to something I'll regret forever?

Azure Heart

Shall we begin? The pocky awaits your courage, Satou Kazuma.

Kazuma

This is definitely how I die of embarrassment.