Ubel: We have been here two hours. My signature evolved into a cursed rune somewhere around number forty-three.
Konata: Come on, examiner-chan, think of it as a debuff you cannot dispel~
Momo: There is still a little girl in the back… we cannot leave yet.
Ino: New plan: I use my mind jutsu to duplicate our autographs. Instant crowd clearance—nobody gets hurt.
Ubel: Forbidden technique? I approve.
Konata: Dude, psychic photocopying?! That is next-level merch farming!
Momo: We are NOT cheating our fans!
Ino: Relax, bun-head. I was kidding—mostly.
Little girl: I practiced your dance in my room… but I keep tripping.
Ubel: Then we will trip together. Falls make the best encores.
Momo: Next time, dance with us on stage. Promise.
Konata: Say Otasux~!
Ino: And do not forget the secret handshake—
Little girl: Huh? There is a handshake?!
Little girl: He thinks you're like... a dark magical girl princess.
Ubel: I—what—princess?
Konata: This is better than a hidden character route!
Momo: Ubel-san's got a secret admirer~
Ino: Let me just... nudge him into the spotlight.
Boy: Oh no oh no she looked this way—
Ubel: You... made me a sign?
Boy: I-it's not what it looks like! I mean it is but—
Konata: Tsundere confirmed!
Ubel: Keep it. I... need someone to hold it during our next performance.
Boy: Y-you want me to—
Ubel: As my prop assistant. Nothing more.
Ino: Congratulations, you're officially our first male honorary member.
Momo: Welcome to Miracle☆Melodies, um...?
Boy: H-Hiroshi... and I can't sing at all—
Konata: Perfect! We need someone to hold the glitter signs and look pretty.