Autographs, Selfies, and Secret Handshakes

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Ubel: We have been here two hours. My signature evolved into a cursed rune somewhere around number forty-three.

Konata: Come on, examiner-chan, think of it as a debuff you cannot dispel~

Momo: There is still a little girl in the back… we cannot leave yet.

Ino: New plan: I use my mind jutsu to duplicate our autographs. Instant crowd clearance—nobody gets hurt.

Ubel: Forbidden technique? I approve.

Konata: Dude, psychic photocopying?! That is next-level merch farming!

Momo: We are NOT cheating our fans!

Ino: Relax, bun-head. I was kidding—mostly.

Little girl: I practiced your dance in my room… but I keep tripping.

Ubel: Then we will trip together. Falls make the best encores.

Momo: Next time, dance with us on stage. Promise.

Konata: Say Otasux~!

Ino: And do not forget the secret handshake—

Little girl: Huh? There is a handshake?!

Little girl: He thinks you're like... a dark magical girl princess.

Ubel: I—what—princess?

Konata: This is better than a hidden character route!

Momo: Ubel-san's got a secret admirer~

Ino: Let me just... nudge him into the spotlight.

Boy: Oh no oh no she looked this way—

Ubel: You... made me a sign?

Boy: I-it's not what it looks like! I mean it is but—

Konata: Tsundere confirmed!

Ubel: Keep it. I... need someone to hold it during our next performance.

Boy: Y-you want me to—

Ubel: As my prop assistant. Nothing more.

Ino: Congratulations, you're officially our first male honorary member.

Momo: Welcome to Miracle☆Melodies, um...?

Boy: H-Hiroshi... and I can't sing at all—

Konata: Perfect! We need someone to hold the glitter signs and look pretty.