Asuka’s Viral Roast Reignites Her Stardom

Asuka

Ladies and leftovers, look alive—tonight the queen's gonna roast you harder than Misato's curry!

Asuka

Aww, Vegeta, still compensating for that widow's peak? Capsule Corp's receding-hair-line insurance called—they want their royalties back.

Prince

Watch it, brat, or I'll show you a real Super-Saiyan refund—your teeth!

Asuka

And Frieren, sweetie, 360 grand to Sailor Mercury? Even your bank account ages faster than you do.

Frieren

I've seen empires fall; I can wait for your set to do the same.

Asuka

Oh, and Fentanyl-breath Butterfly—your poison's cute, but your swordsmanship? Lethally weak.

Shinobu

Keep talking; I've got antidotes for jokes…and for redheads.

Asuka

Looks like the universe finally gets my genius—welcome to the Asuka Roast Age!