Asuka's Shakedown

Bulma

So, Miss Langley, your piloting credentials from NERV are impressive. Tell me—what's your visa status for this country?

Asuka

Visa? Oh, that's... complicated.

Asuka

But let's talk about my combat experience!

Asuka

(Wait... her husband isn't even from this planet...)

Bulma

I can't hire someone without proper documentation. It's company policy.

Asuka

Funny. I don't remember Vegeta having his green card. Last I checked humans don't even have tails or such a fucked up hairline.

Bulma

Damn it Asuka, you drive a hard bargain. Alright, you're hired.

Bulma

Just... please don't anyone a damn thing about Vegeta.

Asuka

Great! Oh, and I'll need company housing since I'm technically homeless.

Bulma

Why do I feel like I just adopted a very loud, very German problem? Whatever, I got a job for this loud mouth.