Asuka's Reconciliation Show
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Story transcript
Asuka: Well, well—if it isn't the only guy who ever made an Eva blush. Relax, Ikari, tonight I only roast with permission.
Shinji: She promised Amelia no insults—right?
Mako: Promises are like lightning rods to Jupiter—let's see if she conducts.
Asuka: To the tallest, toughest senshi I ever mocked—Makoto, I'm sorry for every cheap shot. Turns out the only thing bigger than your boots is your heart.
Mako: Apology accepted—just don't expect me to laugh at your lightning puns; Jupiter holds the copyright.
Amelia: Justice is served—and it's hilarious! No insults, only insights. Seyruun approves!
Asuka: And remember, folks—tonight's moral: never trust a princess who funds your conscience. She'll invoice you for every giggle in the afterlife.