Asuka's New Leaf, A Clean Break
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Characters in this story
- Asuka Langley Soryu
- Vegeta — The prince of all sayains.
- Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun
Story transcript
Amelia: Halt, traveler! State thy quest in the Hall of Justice!
Asuka: I need a new backer in my comedy career. You in, Princess?
Amelia: Coin I have in mountains… but my gold demands wholesome laughter, not venomous barbs.
Asuka: Insult comedy is an art! You can't just declaw the tiger!
Prince: Let the brat try. I could use a laugh that doesn't bruise.
Amelia: One condition: make fun of the Prince of Saiyans without insult. Succeed and I fund your tour.
Asuka: Wholesome… wholesome… not insulting… wait—got it!
Asuka: Why did Vegeta bring a ladder to the grocery store? Because even his groceries have to be over 9000!
Prince: Tch—That's… actually ridiculous.
Amelia: Wholesome and funny—contract signed! Welcome to Team Righteous Giggles.
Prince: Next time aim higher than my grocery list, comedian.