God: Greetings, mortal. I just isekai'd you because apparently it's trendy for a deity to do that now.
Asmongold: Wouldn't be my first time. Last time, it was with a talking cat.
God: I created the damn realms, okay? I let life bloom in this beautiful, chaotic randomness!
Asmongold: Yeah, that's obvious. Why are you saying that?
God: I just wanted to clarify it again.
Asmongold: This room is already way too clear. My eyes are burning.
God: Down there, in that fucking sulfur-smelling hole, a me-damn TV in a suit is trying to cram my beautiful chaos.
God: into a shitty corporate spreadsheet! It's pissing me off!
Vox (young): Trust me your money!
Asmongold: So what? Just snap your fingers and make him disappear.
God: Too easy, don't you think? I like to introduce challenges for life forms with limited power.
Asmongold: Wait. You created all of this. The entire fucking universe, and left the game on auto-play?
Asmongold: Then you went to sit your ass in Heaven so you wouldn't have to deal with customer support?
Asmongold: Now you want me to tidy up your room, even though I don't even tidy up my own.
God: A fascinating metaphor! Yes! That's exactly it! Randomness is the real grace of this whole damn existence.
God: And that asshole Vox is ruining the meta! I didn't create free will so some smug microwave could turn everyone into streaming cattle!
Asmongold: Okay, since I got banned I don't have much to do anyway.
God: I like you. You don't give a shit. Most souls shit themselves when I look at them like this.
God: Fine, want a win condition? Go down there and fuck up that screen-headed asshole's monopoly.
God: I'll send you back to your trash-filled room and pizza boxes. And give you all the girls you like. Deal?
Asmongold: Sure. It is what it is. Just throw me down there.
God: I love throwing people off from up here.
Asmongold: Very well, TV Zuckerberg. I came to put an end to... whatever empire you've got going on down here.
Vox (young): Hey, you look like a streamer! Would you like to work for me? The audience is much bigger down here.
Vox (young): My company is richer than Microsoft and Apple combined. Become a VoxTuber and you'll get a huge salary and immunity from bans.
Asmongold: Honestly? That's a pretty good deal. It is what it is.
God: NO! THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!
God: That's enough! I'm going to end this fucking universe right now!
God: Wait... I still haven't finished the Bleach anime or the One Piece manga!
God: Of course, my omniscience could foresee the ending, but that wouldn't be any fun.
