Armstrong's No Mercy Roast
Characters
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Characters in this story
- mahito — domain expansion embodiment of perfection
- alex louis armstrong — the strongarm alchemist
Story transcript
alex louis armstrong: You. Sit down.
mahito: Hah? Who's this musclehead?
alex louis armstrong: You call that a face? My grandfather's leather boots have fewer seams.
alex louis armstrong: 'Idle Transfiguration.' You reshape souls and still couldn't make yourself look presentable.
mahito: You don't know what I'm—
alex louis armstrong: What? Capable of? You got turned into a ball and eaten. By your own ally.
alex louis armstrong: You traumatized a teenager and still lost. A high school boy. You lost to a high school boy.
alex louis armstrong: The Armstrong family has roasted opponents for generations. But you? You weren't even worth the warmup.