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Kick: Dude. This thing has Motorstorm. It has Infamous. It has the greatest console library ever assembled.
Agiri: Mm... this controller has many buttons. I think some of them might be cursed.
Kick: Aria! You gotta check this out. Greatest gaming machine ever made.
Aria: A gaming console? How... quaint.
Aria: I AM a computer. Military-grade processing architecture. I don't need a controller.
Kick: Wait, she's actually doing it...
Agiri: Oh... interesting.
Aria: ...CELL ARCHITECTURE NOT RECOGNIZED? What IS this thing?!
Kick: HAHAHAHA! The robot got owned by a PS3!
Agiri: The Cell processor uses ancient ninja-level architecture... only those trained in the secret arts can decode it.
Aria: I was built to destroy Hollows... not lose to a 2006 game console...
Kick: Here. Try it the normal way, robot girl.
