Aqua's revenge

Subaru

You saw Aqua naked? Like, actually naked?

Kazuma

Yeah, walked into the bathhouse at the wrong time. Total accident.

Aqua

That ungrateful NEET! How dare he act like it was nothing!

Subaru

Weren't you... shocked? I mean, she's supposed to be a goddess, right?

Kazuma

Eh, wasn't that exciting. Seen better in gravure mags.

Aqua

GRAVURE MAGS?! I'M A DIVINE BEING!

Kazuma

Wait... did you hear something?

Subaru

Dude, I think she's been behind that bookshelf the whole time...

Aqua

Oh my~ looks like someone dropped their wallet! I guess I'll need compensation for emotional damages...

Kazuma

W-wait, that's my rent money!

Aqua

Should've been more excited then, shouldn't you?