Aqua’s Halo Dunk Splash-Lands on Kazuma

Aqua

Hear me, citizens! Your goddess Aqua shall purify this water with divine—

Aqua

KYAAAAAA!

Kazuma

Oof! Your halo—it's like getting hit with a—

Aqua

Mmmph!

Random townsfolk

Did you get that? The Useless Goddess Tackle goes viral!

Kazuma

Great. We're trending. Again.

Aqua

It's not my fault! The fountain was clearly sabotaged by demons!

Aqua

My ribbon—it's stuck—

Kazuma

Stop squirming or we'll—

Aqua

I said LET GO—

Kazuma

Your eyes are... they're actually—

Aqua

Don't look at me like that, I'm still your—

Aqua

D-DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA! This was clearly a curse! A romance curse from those frogs!

Kazuma

Of course. Because the universe wouldn't dare let Aqua have an actual moment of human emotion without blaming amphibians.

Aqua

SHUT UP! We're going home before I catch your stupid humanity disease!