Aqua's Divine Bidet Disaster

Kazuma

AQUA! Why is there a RIVER in our hallway?!

Kazuma

I leave you alone for FIVE minutes...

Aqua

This isn't MY fault! The toilet attacked me first!

Aqua

I was simply trying to bless it with holy water!

Kazuma

You flushed a WHOLE roll of sacred seals, didn't you?

Aqua

Look! I invented automatic holy water distribution!

Aqua

Just one flush and—WHOOSH—instant purification!

Kazuma

Congratulations. You've invented the world's most expensive bidet.

Kazuma

Do you know how much this MONTH'S water bill costs?!

Aqua

But... but I'm a goddess! Water is literally my domain!

Aqua

Shouldn't it... worship me back?

Kazuma

Fine. You fix this mess while I find the shutoff valve.

Aqua

Ooh! I can turn it into a holy hot spring!

Kazuma

DO NOT ADD BUBBLES TO THE TOILET—