Aqua's Cursed Love-Spring Splash

Aqua

Aqua, you got this… bless this water and maybe they'll finally stop calling me useless...

Aqua

Blessing of—

Omuri

Evening, goddess. Mind if I heat things up?

Aqua

W-what did you DO?! This is sacred water!

Kazuma

Great. The hot spring's now a love potion. Aqua, you're literally making our party even more dysfunctional.

Omuri

Relax, short-stack. It's just aesthetic. Though anyone who bathes here tonight might feel…extra affectionate.

Aqua

KAZUMA, DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME IN THE LOVEY-DOVEY WATER WITH THE 1000-YEAR-OLD FLIRT!

Omuri

One thousand years of practice, little goddess... and you still blush like a novice.

Aqua

I-I'm not blushing! It's just... holy water reflection!

Aqua

KAZUMA, IF YOU SNAP ONE PIC I'LL TURN YOU INTO A FROG!

Kazuma

Come on, this is premium teasing material. 'Goddess Sparkle Edition' would break the guild chat. (I also earn alot of money).

Omuri

Catch me if you can~

Aqua

G-Gah! She used her tail like a whip! This is harassment!

Aqua

Stop staring! These sparkles are NOT cute! They're... they're cursed! Probably!

Kazuma

Sure, sure. 'Cursed' to make you look like a walking Valentine's card. Real threatening.

Aqua

Why isn't purification working?! I'm the goddess of water, not... glitter!

Kazuma

Maybe your divine portfolio expanded. Aqua, goddess of questionable fashion choices.

Aqua

If I'm glitter-cursed... then you can join me. Blessing of Shared Sparkle!

Kazuma

Wait, that's not how your powers—

Aqua

Too late! If I'm glowing, you're glowing too, partner!