Anya's Explosive Escape Plan

Anya

My tummy hurts...

Deidara

She's been quiet for five minutes. That's suspicious, un.

Anya

I haven't eaten in forever and my telepathy says you're all terrible cooks!

Deidara

Terrible?! ARTISTIC CUISINE IS MY SPECIALTY, UN!

Itachi

She's manipulating you both.

Konan

Let the child starve then. See if I care.

Anya

But I'm REALLY hungry! I might faint and then my Papa will be MAD!

Deidara

Fine! One gourmet clay dumpling coming up, un!

Anya

He'll never notice I swapped his art with Papa's borrowed TNT... heehee!

Deidara

This will be my finest culinary masterpiece!

Konan

Hurry up, the brat's probably lying anyway.