Angels Strike a Pose on Earth
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Roy Hazama
Just relax your shoulders, Kamie. You're towering over the lens like a goddess.
Kamie the Angel
I usually tower over demons, not... tripods.
Roy Hazama
Platinum, the cape's supposed to flow dramatically, not strangle you!
Platinum the angel knight
This fabric appears to have... tactical disadvantages.
Kamie the Angel
She looks like a swordfish caught in silk, doesn't she?
Roy Hazama
That's the cover shot right there. 'Heaven's Elite: Fashion Casualties'.
Roy Hazama
Hold that—yes! Now you both look like you own the sky.
Platinum the angel knight
We actually... look magnificent.
Kamie the Angel
Told you reality's more fun when you stop guarding it for five minutes.
Roy Hazama
Their wings are photobombing every frame. Magazine's gonna think I added CGI.
Kamie the Angel
We don't do retouching in heaven, Roy.
Roy Hazama
Guess I'm explaining to my editor why the models are literally glowing.
