Angel’s PS5 Party Crashed by Sentient Save

Kamie the Angel

Pick your poison, tiny demon lord—cotton-candy pink or slime-green?

Milim

I want BOTH! I’ll dual-wield!

Rimuru

Five controllers for four people? Someone planning to summon a ghost player?

Roy Hazama

Nah, that’s the “panic spare” for when Milim rage-throws hers into the stratosphere.

Kamie the Angel

Bet I can make the haptic feel like actual lightning—want a taste?

Milim

Yes! Shock me and I’ll shock you back—double or nothing!

Rimuru

Going artillery? Bold for a guy who literally crafts the guns.

Roy Hazama

And you picking healer? Bold for a Lord who literally can’t die.

Kamie the Angel

Loser makes moon-milk pancakes at 3 a.m. Deal?

Roy Hazama

Deal—but if Milim breaks the TV, she’s paying in dragon cookies, not credits.

Milim

GAME ON—may the pajama gods be ever your—

Milim

Kamie… did you literally invite another angel to game night?

Kamie the Angel

Technically it’s just my save file… with sentience. What could go wrong?

Roy Hazama

Pancakes at 3 a.m. for five. I’m invoicing Heaven.