Angel's Bath, Boys' Portal Blunder

Kamie the Angel

Trespassers in my bath… that's a first. Wait it's you two.

Subaru

Wrong portal, wrong portal! This is Kamie's place.

Kazuma

Thought Aqua was pulling a prank—sorry, kamie, we didn't mean to interrupt your bath.

Kamie the Angel

Five seconds before you're both shooting stars. Be glad im giving you two that chance.

Subaru

Why does this always happen to me?!

Kazuma

Next time we check for wings first!

Kamie the Angel

Boys… at least they're faster than cherubim. But im curious to know what subaru and kazuma got themselves into.

Kamie the Angel

So, gentlemen, explain how you ported into my private bath. Last chance before I get creative.

Kazuma

Aquas fault! She bragged about a secret hot spring in heaven—said the water heals hangovers!

Subaru

She also said it was totally abandoned and definitely not cursed.

Kamie the Angel

And you believed the goddess who floods taverns for fun? That's almost adorable.

Subaru

We were desperate! Megumin blew up our bathhouse again, and Emilia's using our tub to wash Puck.

Kazuma

Plus Aqua dared us. You know how that goes—pride before the splash.

Kamie the Angel

Tell you what. Bring Aqua here tomorrow. I'll show her a holy spring that'll leave her feathers singed.

Subaru

Wait, that's not—

Kamie the Angel

Unless you'd rather I drop you both back in—fully clothed this time?

Kazuma

Deal. But fair warning: Aqua might decide to move in. She's got a talent for overstaying.

Kamie the Angel

Oh, I have talents too. Let's see who folds first.