Angelic Pudding Chaos Unleashed

Ayaki

Kamie, your couch is defying at least three laws of physics.

Kamie the Angel

Angelic hospitality, babe. Gravity's optional.

Cindy Hazama

Anyone else want more chips or are we pudding-bound?

Cindy Hazama

Guys… why is dessert humming?

Kamie the Angel

Cindy, wait— that's not snack-grade.

Ayaki

Containment seal on an energy reservoir. Put it back. Slowly.

Cindy Hazama

Too late.

Cindy Hazama

Tastes like… sunrise and victory!

Kamie the Angel

That was concentrated grace, you adorable gremlin. One spoonful equals a week of spontaneous miracles.

Ayaki

Congratulations, Hazama. You've weaponized dessert.

Cindy Hazama

So… who wants to catch the flying glitter raccoon I just imagined?

Roy Hazama

Schedule's clear. Let's wrangle your sugar-high miracles before they unionize.

Cindy Hazama

I-can't-feel-my-tongue-but-it's-playing-music!

Ayaki

Grace overload! Kamie, how do we metabolize concentrated divinity?

Kamie the Angel

We don't! We just survive the fireworks until it burns off!

Roy Hazama

Ten more minutes of this and I'm adding 'miracle wrangler' to my resume!

Cindy Hazama

Oops, that one had personality!

Ayaki

Hazama, if we survive this, I'm installing calorie warnings on miracles.

Kamie the Angel

My halo's never done cabaret before!

Roy Hazama

First time for everything, angel girl. Cindy, request: make me a dinosaur next!

Cindy Hazama

I'm-not-drunk-you're-drunk-on-divinity!

Ayaki

Three minutes. We can survive three minutes of sentient poultry, right?

Cindy Hazama

Best. Dessert. Ever. Worth the property damage.

Kamie the Angel

I'm going to need a new aesthetic. Cotton-candy guardian of heaven has a ring to it.