Angel Shotguns & Thigh-ology Showdown
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Roy Hazama
The recoil dampening runes are finally calibrated! One shot from this angel shotgun could level a demon fortress.
Kamie the Angel
And it smells like cinnamon rolls when fired. I insisted on that feature.
Norman the God of Gooning
Please! I need your help! Someone's trying to steal my collection!
Roy Hazama
Norman? How did you even get past my security systems?
Norman the God of Gooning
The God of Gooning has his ways... mostly through the ventilation system.
Titae'Nium
WHO'S BEEN CALLING ME A TINY TROPHY IN THEIR COLLECTION?!
Norman the God of Gooning
I-it's not what you think! They're appreciation photos, not trophies!
Kamie the Angel
Norman, you have a whole album labeled 'Short Kings and Angelic Queens'?
Titae'Nium
Let me guess - I'm filed under 'adorable' aren't I?
Norman the God of Gooning
N-no! You're under 'fearsome warriors who could end me'!
Roy Hazama
Should I test this shotgun on him, or let nature take its course?
Titae'Nium
Thumb war. Best two out of three. Loser gets their photos confiscated.
Norman the God of Gooning
But I'm terrible at thumb wars! I have noodle arms!
Kamie the Angel
This is what happens when you try to catalog people like Pokémon cards.
Roy Hazama
Norman, why is there a whole section for 'potential step-on scenarios'?
Norman the God of Gooning
I-it's for research purposes! The God of Gooning must document all aspects of thigh appreciation!
Kamie the Angel
I'm posting this to Angelstagram. Your suffering sustains my followers.