Angel Prank Gone Too Far

Kamie the Angel

Kazuma~ I've been waiting for you.

Kazuma

W-why would an angel want me? Did I die again?!

Kamie the Angel

Oh, you know exactly what I want... someone with your... experience.

Kazuma

Experience?! I swear that explosion was Megumin's fault!

Rimuru

Alright Kamie, I think Kazuma's suffered enough for one prank.

Kamie the Angel

Aww, Rimuru! He hadn't even started begging yet~

Kazuma

This was a setup. You two planned this.

Kamie the Angel

Your face! Priceless! The great Kazuma, terrified of a little angel affection!

Rimuru

Consider it payback for that time you sold my slime form as 'premium stress balls.'

Kazuma

Those were legitimately therapeutic! ...Okay, maybe I deserved this.

Kamie the Angel

Truce? Or do I need to summon the cherub choir for Round Two?

Kazuma

DELETE THAT! I'll pay! I'll do anything!

Kamie the Angel

Anything? How delightfully vague. My cloud storage thanks you.

Kazuma

Name your price. Gold? Magic items? My dignity's already gone!

Kamie the Angel

Hmm... your dignity was quite entertaining. But I suppose we could negotiate.

Rimuru

According to my calculations, that's approximately 'your soul' in market value.

Kamie the Angel

Or... you could model for my new line of 'Terrified Mortal' plushies. Very exclusive!

Kazuma

I knew it. I'm destined to be exploited by beautiful women forever.

Kamie the Angel

Oh Kazuma, you're breaking my heart. Fine - one date and I'll delete everything.

Kazuma

A... date? With an angel? Is this another prank?

Kamie the Angel

Could be. But my halo's already uploading your 'yes' to the heavenly servers. No take-backs!

Rimuru

Congratulations Kazuma! Your dating profile just hit divine status!