Angel on the Graveyard Shift

Konata

Kamie-san?! You're... ringing up my late-night raid supplies?

Kamie the Angel

Konata-chan! Perfect timing—shift ends in ten. Want a member's discount?

Konata

But why here? Don't seraphim get hazard pay for fluorescent lighting?

Kamie the Angel

Turns out mortal jobs = free snacks. I'm taste-testing reality—one convenience at a time.

Konata

So you're grinding XP in retail? That's min-maxing I respect!

Kamie the Angel

On the house—consider it a quest reward. Just don't tell my manager I'm giving away inventory.

Konata

Your secret's safe. Next raid, I'll tank in your honor—Cashier of the Celestial Convenience.

Konata

A loot drop?

Kamie the Angel

Emergency teleport if the night shift gets demonically busy. Use it—then we'll compare high scores.