Angel Maid Serves Subaru Sweet Death Discount
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Kamie the Angel
Here are your triple-layer Nebula Sundaes, masters~!
Subaru
She even added star-shaped sugar crystals...!
Kazuma
Bet she just wanted to show off cosmic magic on a budget.
Kamie the Angel
Master Subaru, you seem tense. Would you like the special 'Angel's Blessing' syrup?
Subaru
I-I mean, only if it's complimentary...!
Kazuma
He's already fallen for the up-sell.
Kamie the Angel
A dash of celestial happiness—no calories, just serotonin.
Subaru
Feels like cheating death with dessert... literally.
Kazuma
Oi, Subaru, swap bowls. If she's drugged yours, you'll respawn; if it's mine, I'll sue for hazard pay.
Subaru
Pretty sure my insurance doesn't cover celestial food poisoning...
Kamie the Angel
House rule: no substitutions once blessed, master~
Kazuma
Tch—angel bureaucracy even in a maid café...
Kamie the Angel
Payment in advance for your next loop, Master Subaru. Consider it a loyalty card—every tenth death, the eleventh sundae is free!
Subaru
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT—?!
Kazuma
Streaming live to Axel. Title: 'Idiot Buys Happiness, Still Dies Broke'.