Angel & Goddess Clash in Goblin Mud

Kazuma

Finally, someone useful joins the party. Kamie, you vaporized that whole horde before Aqua could even bless the water.

Kamie the Angel

Happy to help. Though I expected a goddess to pitch in.

Aqua

I can be useful! I blessed the road... yesterday!

Kazuma

Track record says: you cry when goblins show up, throw tantrums when we camp, and flood the guild hall when they laugh.

Aqua

That flood was holy purification!

Kazuma

Sure, 'purification.' Cost us 200,000 eris.

Kamie the Angel

She's your goddess? No wonder this world needs backup angels.

Aqua

I heard that!

Aqua

Waaah—catch me!

Kamie the Angel

Wait, why is the ground—

Kazuma

And there goes our 'useful' goddess...

Aqua

I'M STILL BETTER THAN A GIANT PINK CHICKEN!

Kamie the Angel

Did the puddle just insult me? I know im big but I'm not a chicken.

Kazuma

Kamie, you still up for joining? Warning: insurance doesn't cover Aqua-related disasters.