Angel Crashes the Thighology Sanctum

Kamie the Angel

Oops! Wrong portal—uh, nice collection you've got here, mortal.

Norman the God of Gooning

A-angel... in my Thighology sanctum... this is NOT how I pictured meeting a girl...

Titae'Nium

SHORT KING INCOMING! Who dares breach the Emperor's pantry?!

Kamie the Angel

Relax, pocket titan. I'm just passing through.

Norman the God of Gooning

P-pocket titan? But you're barely knee-high...

Titae'Nium

Height-shaming me in front of a literal goddess? Rookie mistake, Normie.

Norman the God of Gooning

I-I meant it affectionately! Short is beautiful! Ask my scroll—

Kamie the Angel

Let's test your 'Thighology' then—catch!

Titae'Nium

Whoa... they're proportional to me...

Norman the God of Gooning

I-I think I need a moment—

Kamie the Angel

Relax, champ. Your sanctum's safe... unless you want to join my next patrol?

Titae'Nium

Only if the short emperor rides shotgun—preferably on her shoulder.

Kamie the Angel

Deal. Try not to fall, pocket-sized paladin.

Norman the God of Gooning

He literally just wanted a girl to sit on his face, but gets carried like a purse Chihuahua...

Titae'Nium

Fourth wall break: worth it.